Dog Dog Dog

Dogs eat postmen... Well, in a fictional sense they do anyway. Just like people in Star Wars hit each other with lightsabers and people in James Bond shoot each other. So i decided that if it is o.k for people to make modes which you have to set up yourself on Smash Bros like beamswords for Star Wars mode and ray guns for James Bond mode, then it is o.k for me to make Dog Dog Dog mode isn't it. The rules of Dog Dog Dog are very simple, it simply involves three Bowsers and one peach (in her Daisy costume) to play Smash Bros on Brinstar Depths stage. No items on the dogs (bowsers) get a point for each postman (Daisy) ko and lose a point for each dog ko. Highest score wins. Meanwhile the plot sorrounding the adventure is even simpler. A letter has been posted to Kraid but the postman is attacked the end. I wasn't entirely serious when I created Dog Dog Dog but I have a strange feeling it will make me rich one day.

Still in hiding... and still scared

Phew... finally got a laptop! And ~P~? This isn't a BowserBrowser, so no tracing possible - in fact this was lent to me by someone who is a computer whiz, like me, and his name is [fdkfnb kjhbv;ymlab ouch. Sorry, Ringo just pushed me. He said I can't reveal the identity of the person who lent us this laptop. Those who know him will understand what I'm on about - he's a really good person, though, so let's leave it at that.

In other news, Ringo has been looking for a place where we can lie low for a while. He's got his eye on a nice place, where we won't be suspected, but we're going to have to move there quickly. Otherwise, Bowser, or one of his minions will find us.

And to answer your biggest question, reader, yes, we think we know who invited the dry-bones, we know who is the traitor here, and he is ilebhpqprqobneobhj;.mbq;hqbg;bbq OUCH. That hurt ¬.¬ Apparently I have to keep silent until we put our plan into action - but I've said too much. Loyal readers who want to find the identity of the traitor... I've helped you out a bit. All Bowser's minions are too idiotic to break this incredible code, so I think I could possibly give you a clue, some kind of hint... hm. Perhaps not. Just read it through again.

/quit Jerry

Hi, the name's Fergus

I have the worst life out of anyone who is reading this. I am a thwomp, why must I be so? I am so upset with this lifetime that I thought I could end it by annoying Bowser, but he said he liked my style and he employed me, damn.

Anyway, you may be wondering how a thwomp can type on a computer. Well there is a machine which connects to our brain and we think "4" and it reads "4" and then "4" appears on the screen.

So anyway, I am very bored in this life and I have a disease which will kill me tomorrow, so I'm being loyal to the one person who was nice to me in my final week they're called - arghkkk, I'm dying, these are my last thoughts "post"

Hiding, and scared

Let's just say Bowser isn't exactly pleased when his minions desert him, or even threaten to flee. We are in trouble. /me wants to get out of here - wait, did I just use an IRC command? Aaah, I need to steal a laptop, else I'll go crazy with geek withdrawal! See, it's happening already! Aaaaaaaah...

Look, at the moment, I'm hiding... somewhere. I can't say where, Basher has access to this blog (how does that work? I didn't know anyone else could post on this blog... unless... nah, that couldn't happen...

You see, there are two more members on this blog - Fergus the Thwomp, and Gabriel the Lakitu. Perhaps one of them invited him... perhaps one of them betrayed us...

We're staying low. We will escape soon...

/quit Jerry

A day in the life of... a Goomba

Hey. My name is Jerry and I'm a Goomba. You know, I'm one of those mushroom things that waddle across the floor like... erm... a waddly thing. You see, that is me over there ---->

I have to serve His Highness the Great Koopa King Bowser. I really shouldn't be putting this on the interwebs, but he is horrible. The only perk is being able to see Princess Peach every once in a while...

Seriously, though, I'm going to run away soon enough. Me and Ringo, the Koopa, have got a plan - we're going to tell His Highness that we are going to capture Mario and Luigi, then we just won't come back!

Our master is stupid... He always tries to capture Peach and it never works... oh no... here he comes! Alt+F4! ALT+F4!!!!

Bowser's Minions

Bowser isn't a dinosaur, but if you are on this blog then you should already know that, to be fair. However, if, for some reason, you have just seen a screenshot of Bowser, not know who it is (why?), and thought you'd come on your favourite website "wewriteaboutgames" to find out, then you're in luck.

Bowser is the koopa king, a feared foe of the mushroom kingdom, home of Mario, Luigi, Peach etc. He has a terrifying army of koopas, goombas and the likes. Also, there are higher up forces at his command such as the hammer bros and lakitu. Also, featured as bosses in many games, he has stronger, one-off minions, which you usually fight as bosses in games. These include things like: Birdo, his children, (i mean Bowser's, not Birdo's), King Boo, Petey Piranha, Goomboss and Wiggler.

So, all in all, I think I've given you a reasonable overview of King Bowser's minions. You now know about them all who are important, (to me). This should also be helpful to those of you who are planning on keeping track of future posts. I wont tell you why (although this edit came late, in truth) but just keep track to find out.

~E~

P.S This message will probably be completely different tomorrow (OCT 5th, in England) because of ~D~ determination to edit every post. Even if it is just the labels.

[~d~ Yup, did just that :D Fixed a couple of spelling mistakes and got rid of a tag]