Monday, 7 April 2008

Right. Just because ~d~ has Brawl and I don't doesn't mean I can't write a good blog!

Instead of telling you what's to come, I'm going to share with you my top five moments and features about Super Smash Bros. Melee.

5. It's so FUN!!!

Seriously. Never have I more enjoyed beating the living crap out of my favourite Nintendo heroes! It's something about the satisfying way in which when you slam the A button your character frantically shoves any knuckle-covered body part it has into the opponent, making the enemy bounce about in mid-air, and the way it squeals when you blast it off the stage.

And of course, Brawl will deliver all this and more. It just wouldn't be Super Smash Bros without someone crying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.............!"

4. The soundtrack.

Among my favourite moments are:

3. Icicle Mountain.

It's like a jazzy blues mountainy experience! Irrestible not to hand jive to. Unless you're too busy scrapping.

2.Big Blue.

As an avid guitar player, this is a major influence on me. It just goes bwooooowoooooowooowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowdluhduhdluhduh!!!! Pure Techno rock pleasure.


If you've never heard the DK rap, you've never made a monkey sound instead of saying "ass", and you've never heard of the "DK Crew." One word/emoticon: LMAO!!!

3.The Characters.

Bloody HUNDREDS! Not one of the characters on that pictures is not actually in the game. They've actually missed one or two out there. My favourite is Falco.

2. Adventure Mode.

This is on Brawl too. It involves you K.Oing pretty much everyone in the game, and playing some special levels where you have to escape from lava, play through a Mario level, etc. This makes for some intresting gameplay and great fights!


It's great! It's all fast paced action, with a great, fast soundtrack. And there's NO feeling that compares to first seeing the words (GET READY) on the screen.
Well, farewell... I have to go and pre-order Brawl. Keep Smashing!