Sunday, 18 November 2007

The Society for the Protection Of Yoshis. (Or, SPOY)

Hey there my friends! What are you doing this blog, hmm? Hoping to read a bit of humor, coupled with a bit of random info about games (hence, WeWriteAboutGames)? Well, for whatever reason, it wasn't to start a campaign for Yoshis was it?

Well now it can be!

Does NOONE feel sorry for Yoshi? Hmm? Let me make a list:

1) Super Mario Sunshine. The entire Yoshi race are obligatory under MArios control, for NO REASON over than he gives them fruit.

2) Super Smash Bros Melee. In one level there is a giant Yoshi- and THREE characters have to kick its ass. Is that not sizest and animal cruelty at the SAME TIME?

3) Snakes treatment of Yoshi- (glitchy video)

4) Using Yoshi as a lackey- (look)

27) Why, nintendo, did you make Yoshi sound so mentally reatrded?

And there you go. 27 reasons to fight for Yoshi rights.

Join the Spoy!


~d~ said...

And don't forget, Mario rides around on his, back, treating him as a slave in SMW... 'stop the speciesist and unfair treatment of Yoshis, especially by italian plumbers dressed in red [or green] and make the world a better place!'

Jeez, that placard would be huge.


~E.G~ said...

Yehaa, testify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!